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touch of maker personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the seam ripper comes out after midnight — wear your passion for contemporary crafting and late-night humor with total pride 💀🧵✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"5hteam","offers":[{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":45983006589063,"sku":"33856579353170575532","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":45983006621831,"sku":"23282221798729142664","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":45983006654599,"sku":"28235071361560578689","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":45983006687367,"sku":"17983467908491034580","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":45983006720135,"sku":"24692831484189103251","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 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