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It says to cut 2,000 one-inch squares.\"*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a gorgeous, soft heather mauve tee, this design perfectly captures the moment you realize exactly what your \"simple weekend project\" actually requires.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e### Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* **🧵 Postcard, charm pack, and mini-square quilters** who know the literal back-breaking reality of cutting and chain-piecing tiny fabric blocks\u003cbr\u003e* **🎨 Art history nerds** who live for dramatic Victorian-Classical parodies mixed with insider crafting humor\u003cbr\u003e* **🎁 A brilliant, deeply relatable gift** for your quilting buddy who consistently overestimates how fast they can finish a massive pattern\u003cbr\u003e* **👚 Quilt guild retreats, fabric shopping trips, or everyday studio wear** to share a knowing laugh with anyone who has ever survived a grueling cutting mat session\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause \"beginner-friendly\" is 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